I brake for banned books.

September 29th, 2010 by Rural_Rose

It’s a tough thing to support—like not hating puppies or kittens.

Even so, I bravely participated in last night’s Banned and Determined event, Western Illinois University’s celebration of the freedom to read (held in conjunction with the American Library Association), at Western’s Malpass Library.

(But no, I did not carry an NPR tote bag or wear vegan shoes.) Here I am, extolling the virtues of Harper Lee’s unbelievable book, To Kill a Mockingbird. (It’s a tough job…)

picture of Alison at "Banned and Determined" event

Alison, being determined about not banning

University Libraries' photo of banned books

University Libraries' display of some banned or challenged books

Seriously, though, it unnerves me when parents try to ban books, robbing their kids of the ability to think for themselves. Especially when it’s a work of literature like To Kill a Mockingbird or The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, whose very messages (despite what some might consider to be crude portrayals or insensitive language) involve children developing their own abilities to see past racism and intolerance.

Like many people, I first encountered To Kill a Mockingbird when I was assigned to read it in high school English. I’ve re-read it once or twice as an adult. And as I read aloud from it last night, I was, as always, struck by the sense of voice—that of the smart, spunky “Scout” Finch—and the rich detail of small-town life, more than anything else. The fact that Harper Lee never published another work seems to somehow add to its perfection, as if it’s something to never be spoiled.

After the reading last night, (highlights of which you can see on University Libraries Facebook page), the organizer led a brief discussion about book banning, asking if there was ever a time when any of us present might see a reason for restricting access to any books or in any situation. And I do ask myself if there’s a possibility that, if I were a parent, I could quickly become a hypocrite on this issue.

I mean, sure, it’s easy to champion Mockingbird, but…what about material I truly find objectionable? How much of a freedom-of-speech-er will I be if my little nephews grow up to start liking gangsta rap, with its despicable portrayal of  “bitches and hos“?

And I completely empathize with the two women in the audience who expressed their concern the Twilight series, specifically about the female protagonist Bella constantly dismissing herself as “unimportant” while she swoons over a guy.

So I do see both sides. But I stand on the side of freedom to read ‘em.

ALA graphic for Banned Books Week

ALA graphic for Banned Books Week

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Hedge balls for sale (Hope you brought a wooden nickel!)

September 26th, 2010 by Rural_Rose
picture of hedge balls for sale at Hy-Vee

Hedge balls for sale at Hy-Vee

The first time I ever saw such a concept was on the Knox County Scenic Drive. My sister and I laughed about it all afternoon. Where we were grew up, these ugly little bombs seemed to be as common as the rocks on our gravel road, or acorn caps scattered under the trees.

Hey, wait a minute….
ACORN CAPS, 80 CENTS APIECE!
…anyone?

8 Responses to “Hedge balls for sale (Hope you brought a wooden nickel!)”

  1. Bob says:

    They’re supposed to keep spiders away, especially if you put them in corners.

  2. Emtj says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maclura_pomifera

    Interesting. No evidence that they repel spiders.

  3. Rural_Rose Alison says:

    Now that’s a new one to me, about the spiders.

  4. Bob says:

    It’s what I was always told growing up. My grandmother always had one or two in the corners of her basement.

    Interesting side note: the Osage Orange, which gives us the hedge tree, is not native to the Midwest. It was imported during the nineteenth century as a means to grow European-style hedge fencing, a much cheaper but longer to cultivate form of fencing than board fences or split rail fences. The invention of practical wire fencing killed it as a productive form of farm management.

  5. Rural_Rose Alison says:

    @Bob, thanks for reading and commenting. That is so funny I’d never heard the spider-remedy theory (if I had, I would definitely have tried it)! Also, interesting about the Osage Orange– we can add them to the list of things in Illinois that aren’t technically supposed to be here: Asian lady beetles, Asian carp, (mass quantities of) deer… I know there are others I can’t think of right now.

  6. Mariah says:

    I have used thehedge balls for years and they work very well
    Mariah

  7. Rob says:

    I have used them and they work. It takes several. I put about 10 in my basement around the walls. I was told that farms used to put them up not as just fence but as a means to reduce insects.

  8. Rural_Rose Alison says:

    I might have to try this!

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To haul, or not to haul? That is the (every-other-week) question.

September 24th, 2010 by Rural_Rose

If you live in Macomb, you’ve probably by now received the new Righteously Huge Recycling Receptacle to put on the curb.

In theory, this is something that should make me happy. Ever since the city voted to have matching Behemoth Buckets and small recycling receptacles delivered to each house a couple of years ago, I’ll admit I’ve had this thought: doesn’t it send a subliminal message if your landfill-bound bucket is twice the size of the one that lets you be environmentally friendly ? I mean, I’m enough of a tree-hugging type to feel physical pain when a certain friend of mine throws our empty beer bottles in the regular trash (saying it’s “cheaper to not recycle,” which still makes no sense to me and which I am still mad at her about. Ahem.)

So I do actually like the idea of the new Righteously Huge Recycling Receptacles being delivered to everybody in Macomb. (You can get more of the trash-y details, ha ha, in the story from the McDonough County Voice.)

But there’s just one thing: now that we’ve got more capacity to store our plastic 1s and 2s, they’re only gonna pick up the recycling once every two weeks. Meaning I have to remember, on trash days, whether it’s its a Yes week or a No week to haul the Righteously Huge Recycling Receptacle to the curb.

photo of trash pile in Bushnell, IL

doggone it, it's trash day

For most people, this is probably a non-issue.

For people like me, however—people who struggle endlessly with things like finding the other damn sock—this is not a happy announcement.

The company that picks up Macomb’s trash, to its credit, did send out a calendar that’s supposed to help me remember which day is recycling-pick-up day. A calendar which I promptly tossed into my recycling bucket. Why?

Recently, I’ve embarked on a journey: an attempt to slowly but surely improve my living space, to de-clutter, and, well, to not end up on Hoarders. As part of this de-cluttering process, I’m trying to allow as little paper to cross the threshold of my front door as possible. (BY THE WAY, CITY OF MACOMB AND TRASH CO., EVER HEARD OF E-MAIL? JUST WONDERING. THANKS.)

Since my brain will likely be occupied with other things, and never able to remember which week it is—Recycle Yay? or Recycle Nay?—I suspect I will be employing this plan along with many other Macombians: “Let’s see [craning neck toward neighbor's house], Bob’s got his yellow-topped one out… He’s a stand-up guy. I’m sure he kept his calendar. [Decides to schlep recycling bucket to curb].”

It will be follow the leader on the curbs across Macomb.

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Please help me write this ballad.

September 22nd, 2010 by Rural_Rose

Who can tell me anything about this sad cafe—which is apparently now home to a salvage yard and a rather…um, interesting used car business—along Highway 136 between Macomb and Carthage?

I’ve driven past it for years and finally stopped to take a picture on Labor Day Weekend. I was greeted by the property owner who, when I asked how long the cafe had been closed, said, “…’bout 10 years.” I beg to differ, however.

What’s the real story of the Midway Cafe?

You can see more of my photos of local stuff here.

3 Responses to “Please help me write this ballad.”

  1. Fred Iutzi says:

    I have wondered the same thing many times.

  2. Rural_Rose Alison says:

    Thanks, Fred; I’m glad to know some one else has been curious about the place! I think we both need to ask our parents! (?)

  3. Rod says:

    I remember when it was open, 1960′s, also there was another cafe in the bottoms, halfway between Carthage and Colchester. I think there was a reference to the first one in Hallwas’s Bootlegger. Apparently there was a time when you didn’t dare stray too far on the prairie without possibility of food and gas, pun intended.

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A trajectory of nerd-dom

September 16th, 2010 by Rural_Rose

(Or: You know you’re a nerd when)

  1. You start listening to Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! on NPR.
  2. You start scheduling housecleaning around the 10 a.m. Saturday airing of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! on your local station.
  3. You start missing several weekends’ worth of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! because you are traveling on weekends (and also because, to be honest, you really don’t clean), and: you actually find yourself fretting about it.
  4. You begin downloading podcasts of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, and you have genuine feelings of joy and delight at being able to catch up on missed episodes.
  5. You walk laps on the track with Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! playing on your iPod, and when one of the panelists says something funn, you laugh out loud (in front of other people). Yes, you have become that person.
  6. You begin conversations with friends and family like this: “This past weekend? On Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! ? They were talking about how….”
  7. You are asked something about your what kind of a career you’d like later in life, and you actually struggle to keep from saying “panelist on, and/or writer for, Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!*
*and also “Sound Opinions.” For all thee above.
"Wait Wait" logo sceen shot

4 Responses to “A trajectory of nerd-dom”

  1. Krista says:

    And you develop very definite views on the relative merits of the panelists. I’m sorry, but no one is as good as Paula. After Paula comes Roy Blount, Jr., then maybe Adam or Mo. But the mix of panelists is crucial!

  2. Rural_Rose Alison says:

    So true! I like Roy B. Jr. too!

  3. nick_archer says:

    I guess that makes me a nerd too! Oh, well, it could be worse! Did you notice that last weekend’s podcast (Sep 10-12) was missing the Not My Job segment? THEN…the complete show appears this weekend. Very odd.
    My mom and I get to talking about it almost every phone conversation, so I guess we’re both nerds! LOL
    I agree with you about Paula (my mom’s favorite) and Mo and Adam but I also want to get my .02 for Paul Provenza. He can come up with some real zingers. And Amy Dickinson can hover in the background and then come up with a hilarious one-liner.

  4. Alison says:

    @ Nick, I didn’t notice that about the missing section, but I think I did see a Tweet saying something had been fixed. Um, yes….that means I follow “Wait, Wait” on Twitter, too.

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‘I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.’

September 14th, 2010 by Rural_Rose

Arrgh!

Originally uploaded by Rural Rose (Alison on Flickr)

Last week, C-Nor and I squeezed in one last day of summer by taking a day trip to the bizarre-o House on the Rock in Spring Green, Wis. (and then on to nearby Madison).

What kind of place, exactly, is House on the Rock?

Well, I think it could best be summed up like this. Imagine if Frank Lloyd Wright, Vincent Price, Willy Wonka, and an Edward Scissorhands-inventor-type guy could somehow have a love child, and then that love child grew up to become a hoarder.

(See my full set of photos from this strange place on my Flickr page.)

2 Responses to “‘I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.’”

  1. Krista says:

    It is the wackiest place I have ever been. Just the house would be wacky enough, but the museum….complex? compound? is wackier still.

  2. Rural_Rose Alison says:

    @Krista, thanks for your comment; I’m glad you know what I’m talking about. The wackiness just goes on and on.

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The dish on Shiloh’s ( + a blogging milestone)

September 10th, 2010 by Rural_Rose

First visit: week of opening

Chris and I checked out the new Shiloh’s Bar & Bistro for dinner on a Friday night, after they’d only been open a few days. I asked the hostess if I could speak to the owner, since I wanted to thank him for our interview, but he was (understandably) too busy to come up front just then. I was pleased to see the place was bustling and loud and almost crowded.

We did not order an appetizer, but apparently with dinner entrees you receive a pre-meal order of small slices of seasoned bread with some kind of pastel-orange, cream-cheesed-based spread. I was tempted to finish off the plate.

Chris’s order: Crispy Shrimp Salad. My impression: ew. But only because I don’t eat shrimp. He liked it.

Alison’s order: the Chicken Shiloh. This dish involved both bacon and Gouda. Enough said. (Rice and vegetables also excellently prepared.)

Logo for new restaurant, Shiloh Bistro

Second visit: with two girlfriends, who we’ll call Emily and Kim. Friday night, Sept. 3

Appetizers: crab cakes, heavily breaded, accompanied by some kind of creamy sauce. Very good. We have a mini-spat in which each of us pretends to not mind if the other takes the last half of one, which means we all obviously want it.

Drinks:
Ravenswood Lodi red wine. (Alison. Happy.)
Honey Brown beer. (Kim. Happy.)
Water. (Emily. Pregnant. Pissed at Kim and Alison.)

Alison’s order: Chicken Roulade. Dry. I didn’t really like it. (My friends explained it was made the way it was supposed to be.)

Emily’s order: Filet mignon.

Kim’s order: The Ella Fitzgerald. (Bowtie pasta with some kind of creamy sauce and feta cheese.) It was delicious. I know this because I ate off her plate.

Service: Excellent on both visits. However, this is what happened when Emily gave her order to the young waitress.

“I’ll have the filet.”

The waitress froze, pen poised over pad. “The…filet …of…?”

Overall impression:

That second visit, it was almost an hour to get our food. But we were happy to catch up. And it was busy. And even though I didn’t really like my Chicken Roulade, I will definitely go back and try new things. (And, if I should ever find myself ordering “the filet,” will be specific.)

The menu is fancy enough that there are several items I don’t really recognize (hence the Roulade), yet casual enough to feel like you can wear jeans and nobody looks at you sideways. It might seem a bit pricey in a town where one of the few choices is, say, Buffalo Wild Wings, but the thoughtfulness of the menu, the quality and the service seem worth it. It’s a fantastic, much-needed addition to Macomb, and it was great to see the place hopping.

P.S. It’s my 500th post, y’all. (Not counting the earliest incarnation of my blogging self, which was in the early 00s and which was under a kind of pseudonym. (No, not Gossip Girl, but boy do I wish I could cause the same kind of destruction!)  Thanks again to those of you who read and subscribe, and especially to those who comment, either online or in person.
To the first reader of this 500th post, you may redeem the key to your new car, and brush the confetti off your shoulders, at the customer service desk. Prize not redeemable for cash.

One Response to “The dish on Shiloh’s ( + a blogging milestone)”

  1. Her GLX says:

    Congrats on 500 postings!

    (Now where is that service desk???)

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The (grand)mom-and-pop on the prairie

September 5th, 2010 by Rural_Rose

Chapter One

The one and only time I ever agreed to help, I was on edge every time I heard a car slowing down on the highway.

The sound of the bell on the door—which I could hear from the living room on the other side of a cubicle wall—put me in a panic. Please don’t be a customer please don’t be a customer.

My older sister, the cool-headed one of the two of us, usually watched the front office of the motel, and babysat my cousins at the same time, on weekends when my aunt and uncle went out of town or out with friends on a Saturday night. But she was about to graduate, and now that I was in high school, I could perhaps be her replacement, was the thinking.

The babysitting part on this Saturday night just meant hanging out with my three younger cousins. The scary part was that these cousins’ home—a living room, kitchen, bathroom and two bedrooms—was in the “living quarters” of a motel. The motel entrance, a small office from which to book customers, rent rooms, and distribute keys, just happened to be behind a small partition in their living room.

Chapter Two

My aunt and uncle ran the Prairie Winds motel, a one-story brick business on Highway 136 on the edge of town, about 15 miles east of the Mississippi River. I wouldn’t know until many years later that I had had legitimate reason to be freaked about facing whoever it was that might come in and cause the bell to jingle. Growing up, I had no idea that the motel’s original proprietors—my grandparents—had once been robbed there in the middle of the night.

No, what had me trembling that night was not man, but machine: if any of the travelers who stopped in for the night paid with a credit card, I was going to be in trouble. My aunt had tried, patiently, to show me how to swipe the card through the little box with the keypad on it and complete the complicated transaction. But after the third time, (as I am still guilty of doing when it comes to anything with numbers), I nodded and pretended to get it. “Oh there, I see,” I said, smacking my forehead. “You guys go ahead and go to your dance, don’t miss it on account of me!”

As soon as they left, my cousins got out a board game and I said a secret prayer. Dear God, please don’t let there be any customers and if there are please let them write a check.

Chapter Three

Luckily, the few times someone did come through the door over the course of that Saturday evening, it was just a friend of the family stopping by to say hi, or maybe a deliveryman for the ice machine. I never had to use the credit card machine. But the next few times my aunt and uncle asked me to babysit the kids and the office, I was relieved to have legitimate excuses to be unavailable on a Saturday night: pep band, marching band, or play practice. (Oh and yes, um, dates.)

In today’s Google-map era, there is perhaps little reason to worry late at night about how much further down the road the next gas station or motel might be. But back then, the Prairie Winds was the only place to stay–with maybe one or two sketchy exceptions–in the area, with the next option 30 miles to the east, or across the Mississippi into Keokuk, Iowa to the west.

So it actually a pretty genius idea when my grandpa, a farmer, decided to go into business for himself, (in addition to farming), and build a motel on the edge of Carthage, just near his home and farm. If I’m remembering correctly, Grandpa built the place himself. This shouldn’t be surprising, considering that this is the same man who, today, at 89, is still farming. And the same man who, as a teenager, left school to take over his family’s farm after his father went blind. My grandma would spend many years helping run and clean the place. She was the one who chose the romantic name.

I never heard either of my grandparents mention the story of the robbery; as is perhaps typical of their generation, they saw no need to talk about it. But I eventually learned from my dad that my grandparents suffered a harrowing, nightmarish experience one night when what seemed like just another traveler coming off the highway turned out to be a man who would hold them up at gunpoint and leave them bound and gagged. They lived, thankfully, but apparently not “to tell the tale.”

Chapter Four

By the time my cousins were in their teen years, at some point in the 90s, my family sold the motel to an Indian family from Chicago, and it has been sold again at least once since then. The place is a bit of a lighthearted Carthage joke now; if you’re back for a wedding or a reunion, you might hear, “Where you crashing tonight, the Prairie Winds?”

And the sight of the place in its current state, along an off-interstate stretch of the Midwest, was enough of a story-in-itself to capture a noted photographer’s attention. In August, the New York Times photography blog, Lens, highlighted a series of photos from rural Illinois called Prairieland by Dave Jordano.  There, in the collection of sad places that have seen better days, was the Prairie Winds. (You can read more about that in my initial post here.)

Screen shot of Dave Jordano's Prairie Winds photo

Screen shot of Prairie Winds photo by Dave Jordano

Even though I’m now aware of what happened to my grandparents on that terrible  night, the motel still conjures pleasant memories for me,  not just of spending time with with my cousins in their home in the living quarters, but also of eating Sunday dinners at the buffet when there was still a family restaurant attached.

It might not be much more than a sign of another era now–another symbol of the left-behind feel of west central Illinois. But because I know who built it, it will always be a symbol of two other things to me:  my Depression-surviving grandparents’ sense of industriousness, and their strength.

Postlude: That car in the picture is very much like the kind I used to cruise around in when I was a high schooler– a blue 1985 Crown Vic, to be exact. As you can imagine, this also played a role in the status of my Saturday nights.

2 Responses to “The (grand)mom-and-pop on the prairie”

  1. Longtime residents of “Forgotonia” can empathize more than outsiders. Lovely job! Keep it up.

  2. Teresa K. says:

    OMG!!!! (had to do it)… I didn’t know your g-parents BUILT PW. I have fond memories of that place (and no, they have nothing to with crashing there drunk or with random hook ups…) My g-ma took us “kiddies” to the restaurant all the time when I was a kid… I loved that diner. I still think of it when I drive by there almost daily… Funny post, A!

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Meta moment

September 3rd, 2010 by Rural_Rose

Hey y’all. I wanted to point out a couple small things:

  1. At the bottom of each post, you should now see a “Share This” prompt. In other words, if you should be so moved by an individual post, (and of course, you will be, I mean, duh), allows you to share it via Facebook, etc.
  2. I’ve added some Linkage—some people and places I like to follow—over on the right-hand side (under the list of tags). Check them out if you have time. (And check yoself to see if you made the cut!) And btw,
  3. thanks to any and all of you who follow this blog. I love knowing there are people actually out there reading what I have to say (though I often find out about this by running in to you in person, rather than hearing from you in the comments section. *Ahem.*) Without you, I would be a just another lonely nerd spewing her silly stuff out into the either… Oh wait…;)

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First Chicago, then the NYT!

September 1st, 2010 by Rural_Rose

Yesterday, I told you about the Chicago-centric publication Newcity publishing a “postcard” from the Forgottonia region, (including a stop in Plymouth, Ill.), which I raised a couple of questions about here. Interestingly, only three days after the Newcity story, the same Hancock County hamlet of Plymouth—AND a piece of my own family’s history—was featured in the New York Times‘ photography blog.

Lens Blog- NYT.com -”A Prairie Wanderer in Search of the Human Touch

screen shot of Plymouth on NYT blog

screen shot of Plymouth on NYT blog

I couldn’t believe my eyes when a friend sent me the link to this blog via a Facebook message. This was a friend who (like any good writer) has a deep abhorrence of exclamation points.”OMG!!” She wrote. “Check it out: Prairie Winds!!!!!!” But before I explain the Prairie Winds part, let me tell you about the other things I found when I went to the link above. The blog, Lens: Photography, Video, and Visual Journalism, which “present[s] the finest and most interesting visual and multimedia reporting,” was on that day highlighting the work of Chicago-based photographer Dave Jordano. The former adman returning to his early roots in documentary photography had traveled around rural Illinois in the fairly recent past, capturing scenes of rural Illinois for a series called Prairieland. I was pleasantly surprised to find that, in his journey through the tiny dots on the

photographer Dave Jordano's website

photographer Dave Jordano's website

Illinois map (many of which I’ve never heard of), Jordano had cast his photojournalistic and artistic eye on several spots in our immediate region. (Although what he has documented is not, of course, entirely “pleasant”). If you’re at all interested in photography, photojournalism or documentaries, or how our region is seen through others’ eyes, you should check out the photographer’s web site, where you’ll see stirring shots that capture

It turns out that one of the Prairieland shots, too, captures a piece of my own family history. Of all places in the world, this photographer had cast his photojournalistic and artistic eye on the Prairie Winds Motel, which just happens to be the little mom-and-pop business that was built by my grandpa—and co-operated by my grandma—back in the early 60s in Carthage, Ill. More on the motel—including one rather terrifying tale—to come.

Screen shot of Prairie Winds on NYT photo blog

NYT Lens blog

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